Scundia Doesn't Suck is the national anthem of Scundia.
History
Scundia Doesn't Suck was written shortly after the recognition by Grandbell of Scunnish independence by Prince Geoffrey Mallorein. It was meant to be four stanzas long, but Prince Geoffrey tragically got lost in a supermarket and was forced to drink his own urine to survive. Geoffrey was found the following morning by a cashier, huddled underneath a table, hugging his own legs and crying. He never spoke or wrote a word again as long as he lived.
Four days after the incident, Prince Geoffrey was eaten by wolves. Nobody knows how starving wolves found their way into his bedchambers, but since it happened in Scundia, there's probably a very reasonable explanation.
The first line was modified after the establishment of Aison as an independent nation--it originally read Grandbell.
Lyrics
I don't like it in Aison
Where everyone is nuts
I'll take a pass on Remon
Those fools can kiss our butts
Libaterra's no fun, they've got such shitty booze
And Maar Sul's filled with crazies and freaks and fegs and jews
Take me home to sweet Scundia
Where the water's fairly clean
Where the people are so friendly
They won't even steal your spleen
If you're lookin' for a better place, I'm 'fraid you're out of luck
Because Scundia, dear sweet Scundia
Oh Scundia doesn't suck
Hey, I bet I could have made a rhyme with fuck, that would have been cool
Yamatians are unfriendly
Their folks are always mad
They don't like Scuns in Fragnar
That makes me pretty sad
So excuse me if this sounds mean, or even if it's crass
But all those foreign bastards can lick my Scunnish ass
Take me home to sweet Scundia
Where the water's fairly clean
Where the people are so friendly
They won't even steal your spleen
If you're lookin' for a better place, I'm 'fraid you're out of luck
Because Scundia, dear sweet Scundia
Oh Scundia doesn't suck
I said
Scundia, dear sweet Scundia
Scundia
does
not
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK