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==History==
 
==History==
''Scundia Doesn't Suck'' was written shortly after the recognition by [[Grandbell]] of Scunnish independence by Prince Geoffrey Mallorein. It was meant to be four stanzas long, but Prince Geoffrey tragically got lost in a supermarket and was forced to drink his own urine to survive. Geoffrey was found the following morning by a cashier, huddled underneath a table, hugging his own legs and crying. He never spoke or wrote a word again as long as he lived.
 
   
 
''Scundia Doesn't Suck'' was written shortly after the recognition by [[Grandbell]] of Scunnish independence by Prince [[Geoffrey Mallorein]]. The song was meant to be four stanzas long, but Prince Geoffrey tragically got lost in a supermarket and was forced to drink his own urine to survive. Geoffrey was found the following morning by a cashier, huddled underneath a table, hugging his own legs and crying. He never spoke or wrote a word again as long as he lived.
Four days after the incident, Prince Geoffrey was eaten by wolves. Nobody knows how starving wolves found their way into his bedchambers, but since it happened in Scundia, there's probably a very reasonable explanation.
 
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Four days after the incident, Prince Geoffrey was eaten by wolves. Nobody knows how starving wolves found their way into his bedchambers, but since it happened in Scundia, there's probably a very reasonable explanation.
   
 
The first line was modified after the establishment of [[Aison]] as an independent nation--it originally read Grandbell.
 
The first line was modified after the establishment of [[Aison]] as an independent nation--it originally read Grandbell.
   
 
==Lyrics==
 
==Lyrics==
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I don't like it in Aison<br>
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I don't like it in [[Aison]]<br>
 
Where everyone is [[Grey Cult|nuts]]<br>
 
Where everyone is [[Grey Cult|nuts]]<br>
 
I'll take a pass on [[Remon]]<br>
 
I'll take a pass on [[Remon]]<br>
 
Those [[Grand Alliance|fools]] can kiss our butts<br>
 
Those [[Grand Alliance|fools]] can kiss our butts<br>
[[Libaterra]]'s no fun, they've got such shitty booze<br>
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[[Libaterra]]'s no fun, [[Magicracy of Alent|they've]] got such [[Cianese Ambrosia|shitty]] [[Paladin's Breath|booze]]<br>
And [[Maar Sul (nation)|Maar Sul]]'s filled with [[Proninist Party|crazies]] and [[Totenkopfs|freaks]] and [[Leon Alcibiates|fegs]] and jews<br>
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And [[Maar Sul (nation)|Maar Sul]]'s filled with [[Proninist Party|crazies]] and [[Totenkopfs|freaks]] and [[Leon Alcibiates|fegs]] and [[Horseshit|jews]]<br>
 
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Take me home to sweet Scundia<br>
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Take me [[Scundor|home]] to sweet [[Scundia]]<br>
Where the water's [[Horseshit|fairly clean]]<br>
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Where the [[Shit Harbour|water's]] [[Blood Fever|fairly clean]]<br>
 
Where the people are so [[Titaniel Focker|friendly]]<br>
 
Where the people are so [[Titaniel Focker|friendly]]<br>
They won't even steal your spleen<br>
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They won't even [[Union Workers|steal your spleen]]<br>
 
If you're lookin' for a [[High Plane|better place]], I'm 'fraid you're out of luck<br>
 
If you're lookin' for a [[High Plane|better place]], I'm 'fraid you're out of luck<br>
 
Because Scundia, dear sweet Scundia<br>
 
Because Scundia, dear sweet Scundia<br>
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[[Yamato|Yamatians]] are unfriendly<br>
 
[[Yamato|Yamatians]] are unfriendly<br>
 
Their [[Demon|folks]] are always mad<br>
 
Their [[Demon|folks]] are always mad<br>
They don't like Scuns in [[Fragnar]]<br>
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[[Church of the Memory of Cardia|They]] don't like Scuns in [[Fragnar]]<br>
 
That makes me pretty sad<br>
 
That makes me pretty sad<br>
So excuse me if this sounds mean, or even if it's crass<br>
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So excuse me if this sounds [[Leon says 'fuck' a bunch of times|mean]], or even if it's [[Something warm and floppy|crass]]<br>
 
But all those foreign bastards can lick my Scunnish ass<br>
 
But all those foreign bastards can lick my Scunnish ass<br>
 
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==See also==
 
==See also==
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*[[Geoffrey Mallorein]]
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*[[Rimnerian Song]]
 
*[[Scundia]]
 
*[[Scundia]]
   
[[Category:National Anthems]]
 
[[Category:Scundia (nation)]]
 
 
[[Category:Scundia (nation)]]
 
[[Category:Scundia (nation)]]
[[Category:National Anthems]]
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[[Category:Second Age]]
 
[[Category:Songs]]
 
[[Category:Third Age]]

Latest revision as of 04:08, 7 March 2013

Scundia Doesn't Suck is the national anthem of Scundia.

History[]

Scundia Doesn't Suck was written shortly after the recognition by Grandbell of Scunnish independence by Prince Geoffrey Mallorein. The song was meant to be four stanzas long, but Prince Geoffrey tragically got lost in a supermarket and was forced to drink his own urine to survive. Geoffrey was found the following morning by a cashier, huddled underneath a table, hugging his own legs and crying. He never spoke or wrote a word again as long as he lived.

Four days after the incident, Prince Geoffrey was eaten by wolves. Nobody knows how starving wolves found their way into his bedchambers, but since it happened in Scundia, there's probably a very reasonable explanation.

The first line was modified after the establishment of Aison as an independent nation--it originally read Grandbell.

Lyrics[]

I don't like it in Aison
Where everyone is nuts
I'll take a pass on Remon
Those fools can kiss our butts
Libaterra's no fun, they've got such shitty booze
And Maar Sul's filled with crazies and freaks and fegs and jews

Take me home to sweet Scundia
Where the water's fairly clean
Where the people are so friendly
They won't even steal your spleen
If you're lookin' for a better place, I'm 'fraid you're out of luck
Because Scundia, dear sweet Scundia
Oh Scundia doesn't suck

Hey, I bet I could have made a rhyme with fuck, that would have been cool

Yamatians are unfriendly
Their folks are always mad
They don't like Scuns in Fragnar
That makes me pretty sad
So excuse me if this sounds mean, or even if it's crass
But all those foreign bastards can lick my Scunnish ass

Take me home to sweet Scundia
Where the water's fairly clean
Where the people are so friendly
They won't even steal your spleen
If you're lookin' for a better place, I'm 'fraid you're out of luck
Because Scundia, dear sweet Scundia
Oh Scundia doesn't suck

I said
Scundia, dear sweet Scundia
Scundia
does
not
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

See also[]