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| image = [[Image:Flag-scundia.png|250px|The flag of the Kingdom of Scundia]] |
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| caption = The flag of Scundia |
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− | | aliases = Terror of the Civilized World |
+ | | aliases = Kingdom of Scundia,<br>Terror of the Civilized World |
| capital = [[Scundor]] |
| capital = [[Scundor]] |
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− | | notable cities = [[Idunno]], [[Rivertown]], [[Seatown]], |
+ | | notable cities = [[Idunno]], [[Rivertown]], [[Seatown]], [[Shit Harbour]], [[Shithole]] |
| region = North in the [[Land of the Living]]<br>Shares borders with:<br>[[Maar Sul (nation)|Maar Sul]] (north) |
| region = North in the [[Land of the Living]]<br>Shares borders with:<br>[[Maar Sul (nation)|Maar Sul]] (north) |
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| languages = Common, Scunnish dialects |
| languages = Common, Scunnish dialects |
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| demonym = Scun |
| demonym = Scun |
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| allegiance = [[Grand Alliance]]<br>([[Timeline#1003 AE|1003]]-[[Timeline#1006 AE|1006 AE]])<br>[[Crimson Coalition]]<br>(since [[Timeline#1016 AE|1016 AE]]) |
| allegiance = [[Grand Alliance]]<br>([[Timeline#1003 AE|1003]]-[[Timeline#1006 AE|1006 AE]])<br>[[Crimson Coalition]]<br>(since [[Timeline#1016 AE|1016 AE]]) |
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− | | factions = Scundia Loyalists |
+ | | factions = [[Carriage Park Boys]], [[Proninist Party]], Scundia Loyalists (in exile in [[Maar Sul (nation)|Maar Sul]]) |
| government = Monarchy<br>([[Timeline#2 ASS|2 ASS]]-[[Timeline#1016 AE|1016 AE]])<br>People's Republic<br>(since [[Timeline#1016 AE|1016 AE]]) |
| government = Monarchy<br>([[Timeline#2 ASS|2 ASS]]-[[Timeline#1016 AE|1016 AE]])<br>People's Republic<br>(since [[Timeline#1016 AE|1016 AE]]) |
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| head of state = King |
| head of state = King |
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===Second Age=== |
===Second Age=== |
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Scundia was originally one of the provinces of [[Grandbell]] in the [[Timeline#Second Age|Second Age]]. Scuns led by [[Khasra I]] declared independence during the [[Grandbell Civil War]], but nobody cared. Scun independence was recognized postwar by King [[Lysander Trathiel]], and [[Scundor]] became the capital of the new kingdom. |
Scundia was originally one of the provinces of [[Grandbell]] in the [[Timeline#Second Age|Second Age]]. Scuns led by [[Khasra I]] declared independence during the [[Grandbell Civil War]], but nobody cared. Scun independence was recognized postwar by King [[Lysander Trathiel]], and [[Scundor]] became the capital of the new kingdom. |
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==Demographics== |
==Demographics== |
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+ | Scundia is populated by humans who call themselves Scuns. They're known for their stupidity and are thus often referred to as the "Terror of the Civilized World". There have been many plans to build more public schools and educate the Scunnish populace although so far such plans haven't gone far. |
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==Politics== |
==Politics== |
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+ | Scundia's politicians are a bunch of arseholes who can easily be bribed with cake. |
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+ | ===Foreign relations=== |
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+ | ====Maar Sul==== |
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+ | Maar Sul is remarkably nice to their Scunnish neighbours, however, but it's speculated that the Maar Sulais only act this way in order to prove to the rest of the world that they want to be good and law-abiding people who tolerate all peoples on their doorstep. Many of the less-educated Scuns, however, are prejudiced against Maar Sul's tolerance as far as gays and black people are concerned. |
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− | '''COMMON:''' "Pardon me, good sir. I am a translator looking for work, and it occurs to me that the government of [[Libaterra]] could use my services. Would you be so kind as to direct me to the capital?"<br> |
+ | :'''COMMON:''' "Pardon me, good sir. I am a translator looking for work, and it occurs to me that the government of [[Libaterra]] could use my services. Would you be so kind as to direct me to the capital?"<br> |
− | '''SCUNNISH:''' "Where the fack's the capital, ye stupid bastard?" |
+ | :'''SCUNNISH:''' "Where the fack's the capital, ye stupid bastard?" |
====Nomenclature==== |
====Nomenclature==== |
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− | Noble families are referred to as Houses by the [[Maar Sul (nation)|Maar Sulais]], even if they are foreign nobility. For example, a Maar Sulais would refer to Clan Mallorein as "House Mallorein." Maar Sulais influence on Scundia has caused Scuns to refer to all foreign nobility as [[Clan]]s after this style. |
+ | Noble families are referred to as Houses by the [[Maar Sul (nation)|Maar Sulais]], even if they are foreign nobility. For example, a Maar Sulais would refer to [[Mallorein Clan|Clan Mallorein]] as "House Mallorein." Maar Sulais influence on Scundia has caused Scuns to refer to all foreign nobility as [[Clan]]s after this style. |
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*[[Artagel d'Arioc]] |
*[[Artagel d'Arioc]] |
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*[[Craig Rimner]] |
*[[Craig Rimner]] |
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*[[Hageoyaji d'Arioc]] |
*[[Hageoyaji d'Arioc]] |
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*[[Titaniel Focker]] |
*[[Titaniel Focker]] |
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==See also== |
==See also== |
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*[[Attack on Shit Harbour]] |
*[[Attack on Shit Harbour]] |
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− | *[[:Category:Clan Mallorein|Clan Mallorein]] |
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*[[Maar Sul (nation)|Maar Sul]] |
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*[[Pavel Serdiuk]] |
*[[Pavel Serdiuk]] |
Revision as of 18:20, 29 July 2013
People's Republic of Scundia | |
The flag of Scundia | |
Geographic Information | |
Alias(es) | Kingdom of Scundia, Terror of the Civilized World |
Capital | Scundor |
Notable cities | Idunno, Rivertown, Seatown, Shit Harbour, Shithole |
Region(s) | North in the Land of the Living Shares borders with: Maar Sul (north) |
Societal Information | |
Language(s) | Common, Scunnish dialects |
Race(s) | Humans |
Demonym(s) | Scun |
Allies | Grand Alliance (1003-1006 AE) Crimson Coalition (since 1016 AE) |
Faction(s) | Carriage Park Boys, Proninist Party, Scundia Loyalists (in exile in Maar Sul) |
Political Information | |
Government | Monarchy (2 ASS-1016 AE) People's Republic (since 1016 AE) |
King | Khasra III (in exile) (1006-1016 AE) Pavel Serdiuk (as Premier) (since 1016 AE) |
Historical Information | |
Age | Second Age, Third Age |
- "Holy fack!"
- "Dear gods no..."
- "It's...are those Scuns?"
- "Angels and ministers of grace defend us!"
- —Typical reactions from people who meet Scuns
Scundia is a Third Age nation filled with Scuns who are known for their utter stupidity. The kingdom is located south of Maar Sul in a desert, and its capital is Scundor. Scundia came under control of the Proninist Party in 1016 AE, and it was turned into a People's Republic which is presently led by Premier Pavel Serdiuk. The rightful King Khasra III is currently living in exile with his few Scun Loyalists.
History of Scundia
Second Age
- See: Grandbell Civil War
Scundia was originally one of the provinces of Grandbell in the Second Age. Scuns led by Khasra I declared independence during the Grandbell Civil War, but nobody cared. Scun independence was recognized postwar by King Lysander Trathiel, and Scundor became the capital of the new kingdom.
Third Age
Distreyd Era
Not much was heard from Scundia during the Yamatian Invasion and the Great War. The Yamatians did invade the kingdom, but they soon realized that Scuns were more trouble than they were worth and left only a small garrison behind to keep the Scuns in check. The Grand Alliance eventually liberated Scundia but soon moved onward to Aison.
Scundia did not fully participate in the Great War but sent a small group soldiers to aid the Alliance army...which caused the Alliance more trouble than it was worth when they had to deal with those extra few Scuns who tagged along and caused all sorts of mischief.
The Cataclysm didn't seem to register in most Scuns' minds. Or maybe they were just busy minding their own business or being oblivious as usual.
Godslayer Era
The Proninist invasion of Scundia began with the infamous attack on Shit Harbour in 1016 AE. The rest of the kingdom was conquered a few days later when the Proninists promised Scuns free cake. King Khasra III, Princess Maple Mallorein and the few remaining Scun Loyalists managed to flee from Scundor to Maar Sul City, but the majority of Scuns remained under Pronininst control. The kingdom was renamed as the People's Republic of Scundia, and Pavel Serdiuk became the Premier, the Proninist-appointed leader in the nation.
After the Proninists joined forces with the Crimson Coalition, Craig Rimner's Secret Scundian Expedition appeared in Trinity Gask to swear allegiance to Warlady Glaurung Losstarot much to the Coalition's horror.
Geography
In the Second Age, Scundia was located in. In the Third Age, Scundia is presently located south of Maar Sul.
The desert of Scundia stays warm throughout the winter, but few people from mainland Maar Sul, which is Scundia's only landlocked neighbour, bother to go to the desert because they prefer to leave the Scuns in peace.
Demographics
Scundia is populated by humans who call themselves Scuns. They're known for their stupidity and are thus often referred to as the "Terror of the Civilized World". There have been many plans to build more public schools and educate the Scunnish populace although so far such plans haven't gone far.
Politics
Scundia's politicians are a bunch of arseholes who can easily be bribed with cake.
Foreign relations
Maar Sul
Maar Sul is remarkably nice to their Scunnish neighbours, however, but it's speculated that the Maar Sulais only act this way in order to prove to the rest of the world that they want to be good and law-abiding people who tolerate all peoples on their doorstep. Many of the less-educated Scuns, however, are prejudiced against Maar Sul's tolerance as far as gays and black people are concerned.
Military
Scunnish military is not-so-competent, but it does have archers, cavalry and even a navy. Scuns usually got lost when they tried to attack anyone, but the attack on Maar Sul under the Pronininst Party in the years 1016-1017 AE was the first successful foreign invasion that the Scuns had ever participated in.
Below is an example often used in class to show how an "ordinary" Scunnish army behaves on the battlefield. The example is based on actual documented events from the Second Battle of Victoire:
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"There they are, boys," said Captain Serdiuk. "Archers ready!"
The captain of the Second Scun Archery Regiment relayed the order: "Ready the incid...incesti...incu...fire arrows!"
The Maar Sulais lumbered into range. "Fire!" shouted Serdiuk. "Fire!" repeated his Scun counterpart. "Fire! Fire! oh, shit. Fire!"
No arrows flew. Serdiuk risked a glance over his shoulder.
The entire Second Archery Regiment was rolling on the ground, engulfed in flames. Serdiuk sighed. It would have to be up to the cavalry.
"Cavalry, CHARGE!" he ordered.
A diseased yak charged at the enemy.
Serdiuk looked back again and saw only a bunch of confused Scuns, some of whom were still on fire. He sighed again.
"You guys on horses! Go fight the bad guys!" The Scun Cavalry Regiment charged.
Culture
Armor and Emblems
Many Scuns wear armor with a mix of black and gold to emulate the Maar Sulais armor or maybe just to piss off the Maar Sulais. The flag of Scundia is a drunken stag's head with a mix of red and gold against the a colourful backdrop.
Language
Dialect
Academic circles are currently having a debate on whether Scuns actually have their own language or a dialect of Common. It does not help that many members of said academic circles are in fact Scuns who know jack shit about what they're discussing. Most people with common sense simply shrug it off by saying that Scuns have their own dialect or vernacular, but the debate among linguists in universities (Scunnish ones at least) will likely never cease.
Below is an example often used in classroom to point out the different nuances between Common and Scunnish:
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- COMMON: "Pardon me, good sir. I am a translator looking for work, and it occurs to me that the government of Libaterra could use my services. Would you be so kind as to direct me to the capital?"
- SCUNNISH: "Where the fack's the capital, ye stupid bastard?"
Nomenclature
Noble families are referred to as Houses by the Maar Sulais, even if they are foreign nobility. For example, a Maar Sulais would refer to Clan Mallorein as "House Mallorein." Maar Sulais influence on Scundia has caused Scuns to refer to all foreign nobility as Clans after this style.
Music
National Anthem
- See: Scundia Doesn't Suck
Rimnerian Songs
- See: Rimnerian Song
Notable Scuns
See also
Scundia | |||||
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Settlements: | Idunno · Rivertown · Scundor · Seatown · Shit Harbour · Shithole | ||||
Regions and Geography: | Thisisa River |
Nations and Realms | ||||
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Mists of Time: | Barjassil · Sul'gar Minh | |||
First Age: | Adlehyde · Alent · Ancient Maar Sul · Cardia · Dar'Cenrath · Eblana · Lea Monde · Nefarious · Zeal | |||
Second Age: | Augustia · Grandbell · Isaac · Maar Sul · Manster · Miletos · Scundia · Silecia · Thracia · Verdane | |||
Third Age: | Aison 1st · Libaterra · Maar Sul · Scundia · Remon · Yamato 1st | |||
Fourth Age: | Aison 2nd · Andaria · Andresser · Caiarth · Celenia · East Maar Sul · Ebonia · Ecbatana · Etheril · Goldshire · Kemet · Morgenstern · Onigashima · Portiguara · Sanctuary · Scundia · Tevinth · Trinity Gask · Troldhaugen · Valencia · West Maar Sul · Yamato 2nd · Zion | |||
Realms: | Deepglow · Demon Realm · High Plane · Land of the Dead · Land of the Living · Solis · Void |