- "Um, don't we get a lawyer?"
- "All the lawyers in Aison were executed 70 years ago. Don't you remember National We Killed All The Lawyers Day?"
- "I thought that was symbolic."
- —Rhett Lassiter and Amon
The National We Killed All The Lawyers Day has been celebrated in Aison in early spring since 930 AE to commemorate the anniversary of the executions of lawyers and the government-decreed abolishment of the lawyer profession in the kingdom. Since then, all defendants must present their case themselves in court with no professional help. However, most Aisonians never end up in court and thus never have a need for a lawyer so they tend to believe the nationwide celebration is symbolic rather than based on true events.
|Third Age Calendar|
|Spring:||Feast of Starlight · National We Killed All The Lawyers Day · Feast of Paedün|
|Summer:||Festival of the Ascension · Midsummer Festival · Day of the Damned · Tsèni Tournament|
|Autumn:||Celebration of the Harvest Moon · Feast of the Hunter's Moon|
|Winter:||Night of Sorrows · Midwinter Festival|
|Special:||Coronation · Great Fire of Falgorn · Night of Blood · Remonton Summit · Maar Sul Ball · Festival of the Dead · Sinking of Khrima · King and Queen's Ball · Trollmoot|