| Eli Roth | |
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| Profile | |
| Status: | Alive |
| Age: | 47 |
| Race: | Human |
| Gender: | Male |
| Class: | Bard |
| Nation: | Remon |
| Era: | Third Age |
- "Why the hell we gotta chase this guy? What did he do?"
- "I dunno. Something to do with His Lordship's sister."
- "Again? Criminy, even I've had her."
- "You want to tell His Lordship that?"
- —Lord Roth's guards
Lord Eli Roth is a Remonian nobleman who sent his guards after Andrei Pronin in 1016 AE when he found out that Pronin had slept with his sister. He is oblivious to the fact that his sister has actually slept with everyone, a matter which his guards often joke about behind his back. He was furious when he found out that Pronin had become the leader of the Proninist Party, but he laughed long and hard when the news of Pronin's untimely demise reached him. The only thing he ever regretted in life was that he never had the chance to nail Pronin's dick to a burning wall.