"Say, friend, do you know where I could get a buttload of garlic?"
Leon Alcibiates, in preparation for facing Drishnek

The Dread Garlic of Mind Control, also known as Allium Sativum Telepathae in academic circles, is a special breed of garlic which produces chemicals which can be used for mind control. It is an essential component of garlicmancy and can be devastating if used properly especially on a weak-minded person. It is also extremely effective for making people cry when peeling it and for making people's breaths smell... awe-ful.

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