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Alex Rhodes
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Status: Dead
Age: 30 (at time of death)
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Class: Warrior
Nation: Aison
Era: Third Age

Alex Rhodes was an Aisonian swordsman who perished during the Yamatian Invasion.

BiographyEdit

Early YearsEdit

No one knows where Alex Rhodes came from, and he only hinted about "the distant lands to the north." He simply walked into Myridia one day, with nothing more than his clothes on his back and his sword at his side. His clothing and manner of speech were foreign to any part of the known world. He managed to find permanent residence at a local inn by seducing the innkeeper's daughter, who saw it harmless enough to let him stay due to his reported performance anxiety...that is, erectile dysfunction.

He tried to gather a group of mercenaries in order to raise money, but was only successful in collecting a harem of unpleased women.

Distreyd EraEdit

Alex faced an angry Yamatian squad during the Yamatian Invasion of Aison. He tried to fend off the attackers to protect his harem but failed when he faced too many opponents at once.

DeathEdit

Alex perished to multiple stab wounds from pointy blades, an ironic fate to one who had a hard time getting his, uh, blade up when needed.

Aliases and NicknamesEdit

Alex
What he was called.

AppearanceEdit

A generic swordsman guy with broody looks.

Personality and TraitsEdit

He was anxious about his erectile dysfunction which made his sex life hard to swallow, pardon the pun.

Powers and AbilitiesEdit

He was skilled swordsman but had trouble getting his own blade up if you know what I mean.

Innate Ability: Irresistable Charm. Alex could, by simply pointing his finger, make a member of the opposite sex, of any race, fall madly in love with him. As an unfortunate side-effect of this ability, Alex couldn't maintain an erection.

RelationshipsEdit

HaremEdit

Alex had a harem of women he couldn't please because of his condition. Talk about a bummer.

See alsoEdit

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